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Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
كــلــمــــــــــــ(فى الحب والمرأة)ـــــــــــــات (كلمات في المرأة والحبْ)
إذا أردت أن تفهم فلسفة الحب عند المرأة ..
فأسألها عن إحساسها عندما تفقد حبيبها..
عندها فقط ستدرك أن فلسفة المرأة في الحب ..
أكبر من أن تفهم وأعظم من أن تقال ..
فالمرأه هي الحب بعينها !
 من الصعب أن ترى السعادة ..
أو أن تتخيلها دونما وجود امرأة ..
فالمرأة هي مفتاح السعادة الحقيقة ..
ودونها تكون السعادة ناقصه إن لم تكن معدومه .!
قال لي جدي: عندما تكون المرأة عموداً تقوم عليه أركان البيت ..
وحصنا منيعا لا يحلم أحد بانتهاك حرمته ..
ومدرسة صلاح ينشأ فيها أطفال..
وشجرة راسخة الجذور ..
وزوجة تسعد وتدعم حبيبها وتحثه على العطاء ..
حينها تساوي المرأة ألف رجل ..
لأن الرجال يعجزون عن مجاراتها ويطلقون عليها (بنت رجال)
من الأشياء التي يستحيل على المرأة نسيانها ..
هو الرجل الذي يتخطاها دون أن يقع في شباك عينيها الفاتنتين ..
وقوامها الممشوق.. وعطرها الساحر !
فهنا تشعر المرأة بأن الرجل كسر مصيدتها ..
فتفقد الثقه في نفسها ..
لذلك فهو مخلد في ذاكرتها !
أسرع الطرق لإرضاء معشوقتك هو الهدية..
وما أروعها حين تكون هديتك وروداً تنثر رائحة حبك المجنون ..
فبهديتك ترسل إليها الشعور الأجمل وتثبت لها بأنك كنت تفكر فيها دوما !
أفضل وسيلة للانتقام ممن سرق قلب حبيبتك ..
هو أن تتركها له كي تدعها تتذوق غصة المرارة ..
عندما تدرك أنها تشبثت بسراب زائف بدلا من الواقع !
جاءني صديق ليوقظني من غفوة حب ..
تعمق في دواخلي فقلت له ..
دعني أحلم كي لا أبكي عندما أعيش الواقع ..
فأجمل الحب هو أن تعيش حلمه..!!
سألني أحدهم .. ما التضحية في الحب ؟!
فقلت له: هي أن تفعل كل شئ لمنفعة من تحب ..
حتى لو اضطررت أن تخسرها من أجل أن تضمن لها السعادة!
لم يعد من الصعب حل معادلة النساء ..
فهن كما وصفهن الحكماء ..
(مثل الدنيا إن تهرب منها تبحث عنك .. وإن تبحث عنها تهرب منك) Marriang Of Computer ProgramerMarriang Of Computer Programer
Husband(returning late from work): Good evening dear, I Have logged Wife: Have u brought the groceries? Husband: Bad Command or file name. Wife: But I told u in the morning. Husband: syntax error. Abort? Wife: what about my new T.V? Husband: Variable not found. Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping. Husband: sharing violation, access denied. Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny. Husband: Too many parameters. Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u. Husband: Type mismatch. Wife: U r useless. Husband: It's by default. Wife: Wt about your salary. Husband: file in use Try later. Wife: Wt is my value in this family. Husband: Unknown virus? Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is coolReasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool ************ ****** 1. You can stare at any Girl.......
************ * 2. You don't have to spend money on her. ************ * 3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers. ************ * 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. ************ * 5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u. ************ * 6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy. ************ * 7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring. ************ * 8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u. ************ * 9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore. ************ * 10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life. ************ * 11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place. ************ * 12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them. ************ * 13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports. ************ * 14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less. ************ * 15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her. ************ * 16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks. ************ * 17. No nonstop nonsense. ************ * 18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears. ************ * 19. You wont have to hide your telephone bills..... ************ * 20. No tension. ************ * 21. You can be "urself"
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Marry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get Socrates
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE
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